{"type":"general","setup":"Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?","punchline":"Because it was rated arrr!","id":310}
{"slip": { "id": 110, "advice": "Give up your seat for someone who needs it."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Well...","punchline":"That’s a deep subject.","id":64}
{"slip": { "id": 95, "advice": "Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."}}
{"slip": { "id": 21, "advice": "Don't feed Mogwais after midnight."}}
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Agincourt is a commune in the Meurthe-et-Moselle department in northeastern France.
"}{"type":"general","setup":"Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?","punchline":"Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.","id":111}
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{"slip": { "id": 113, "advice": "Lemon and salt works wonders on tarnished brass."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What cheese can never be yours?","punchline":"Nacho cheese.","id":156}
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