Pickled, next level big mood la croix

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{"slip": { "id": 182, "advice": "Most things look better when you put them in a circle."}}

{"fact":"The silks created by weavers in Baghdad were inspired by the beautiful and varied colors and markings of cat coats. These fabrics were called 'tabby' by European traders.","length":174}

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{"slip": { "id": 41, "advice": "Don't use Excel or Powerpoint documents for your basic word processing needs."}}

{"slip": { "id": 30, "advice": "When in doubt, just take the next small step."}}

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{"fact":"Cats' eyes shine in the dark because of the tapetum, a reflective layer in the eye, which acts like a mirror.","length":109}

{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}

{"fact":"At 4 weeks, it is important to play with kittens so that they do not develope a fear of people.","length":95}

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